Just want everyone to know that…well…I’m…um. Gay.
Yes, it’s true. I’ve been gay for a few months now.
I’ve always questioned it. But now believe I was born this way.
Well, I was born a little blob of congealing cells that matured in a certain time and certain place.
It’s taken me some convincing myself but what’s the alternative? Persuading myself that I was sad, unhappy, not-gay, ungay?
Lately I have found myself to be festive, merry, gleeful, jocose, jocular, jocund, jolly, jovial, laughing, mirthful and sunny and refuse to deny it. Rather, I accept it. Embrace it. Love it.
What did you think I meant?
Oh, sexuality…I’m flattered that you think of me in that way and don’t get me wrong I like to…with… and sometimes…with….who doesn’t?
Maybe sex is just fill in the blanks while sexuality is happy?
So in closing I say, on this beautiful day, the only today we’ll ever have, I hope you’re all extremely gay.