The chemtrails are beautiful today
Like an Abolitionist’s tears
Upon learning hegemony has been institutionalized
By a constitutional amendment: grand indeed.
The sad sickening sucking sound
You heard was the farm fresh eggs.
I’m sorry, I used to bag down at the Acme in high school.
My tools are leaving me. Still that dent
Can get pounded out. I just need
A common household plunger, a ball-peen hammer,
Some crow’s feet and a smoker’s cough.
Oh, and prayers. Lots of prayers.
Don’t worry, though, tune in tonight
When The Dictator hands you the keys
To your BRAND NEW CAR!
It travels on wishes and ice cream.
And by the way the Inspector would like a word
With you before you transmigrate.
Lately, he’s been feel super-sized and nonplussed
So it may take a while.
Make yourself comfortable.
Can I get you anything?
Anything at all?