Haircut for Corvid

 

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Their shorn feathers fall

Like black snowflakes.

Short back and sides.

But Jesus, try getting the apron on them.

 

Caw caw caw!

Don’t go near them with powder

Or push the hair products

Even if they are at 50% off today.

 

Oh, and forget a tip

If all you have is lollipops,

Bazooka Joe and them

Go way, way back.

 

But what can I do

With a stone or a chestnut?

I shouldn’t complain

They help keep the lights on.

 

Anyway, I use the feathers

To soft pedal the night sky.

It helps me sleep

After a hard day’s work.